Michelle Loves Corenne.

Corenne… how do I begin to explain Corenne?


 * Corenne is flawless.
 * I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
 * I hear she does car commercials…in Japan.
 * Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
 * One time she met Dave Franco on the plane…
 * And he told her she was pretty. Then they made out in the bathroom until the flight attendent caught them.
 * One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

That introduction was a cliché must, I’m sorry.

I’ve known Corenne for more than six months now, and I can honestly say that I am so lucky to have met this girl. She is sweet, nice, humorous, and we just get along super well. She’s also with me through thick and thin – during harder times, Corenne is always right there to give me good advice. Our inside jokes usually always brightens up my day, and I am thankful to have them, and her in my life.

Corenne, I hope you have an amazing seventeenth birthday. I love you to death, and I wish you all the best. Although it isn’t going to actually be today, one day, we will all meet up in London and totally not get drunk. You are the Damon to my Stefan, the Rebekah to my Klaus, the Serena to my Blair, and the magic to my eight ball (none of you will understand this, but get your heads out of the gutter).

I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOU STUFF YOUR ENTIRE FACE IN DREW ROY'S - I MEAN, CAKE!



Love, forever and always, Michelle.