Happy Bornday!

We Will Always Have Coey.


Wassup, home skillet? I hope you enjoyed the description I wrote about you because I worked very hard on it. It's hard to believe that I've known you for so long and you still manage to put up with me for so long. Even after all my complaining and stupid jokes, you're still the one I can rely on to put a smile on my face. I love how we can be extremely goofy and idiotic when we talk but at the end of the day I know that you're there for me and I hope you know that I'm there for you too.

You're one of the few close friends that I don't owe money to or have sent to the emergency room so I think I can speak for everyone when I say that your friendship means a lot and meeting you has been amazing. I made this page knowing that you didn't have to 800 million records sold or have to wear a bra that shot out whip cream but knowing that people would have something meaningful to say. With that, just know that you have made a big impact for not only me but probably everyone you have come across.

You're just one year short of 16 and Pregnant but I can give a call to MTV for an audition for Teen Mom if you'd like. I can say that what I like most about you is.... nothing. I hate you. Only kidding but to quote the ever wise Curtis James Jackson III,


 * I like the way she do it


 * she put her back into it.


 * Let her ass dropeth,


 * ike my 64'".

Corenne, you are 16 going on 17 and baby it's time to think. Don't do drugs and always use condoms. #YOLO #swag #thuglife

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND HOPE YOU HAVE MORE TO COME.

-Beyonce 

'''Or Jen. '''

Whichever you prefer